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Welcome Eldin Gremlin I See You have stumbled upon The Portal of Squeef Man Jenkins Elliot the 13th.

Hmm.. Thy wanderer has appeared. So raggidy and lost. Who Sent Thee?

Shush Old Harriot for Garvin has sent him to help us find our lost dear hard drive. 

Blasphemy, this Loony Toon has come to squander back the drive from Old Saint Swae Lee Baby Face?

Yes, for he is thy chosen one. Thy Ugly Wandering Squeeb, destined to uncover the drive of beans from Old Saint Swae Lee 

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We hope. People have had to live off of Lemons for far too long. Old Saint Swae Lee's hard drive will unlock thy Vault of Gold

Yes, Ze Vault of Ze Gold .... 

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Enter The Portal Bro

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